PRESENTS
Bethenny Frankel’s Rich Bitch Gift Guide
The glamorous ex–Real Housewife and accidental beauty influencer tells us what’s on her wish list this holiday season.
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1. Torta Anthurium Cake Candle, John Derian, $88
“I love dessert.”
2. Glass Bong, Edie Parker x Paul Arnhold, $795
“I would give this to anyone because it’s beautiful in and of itself. It’s fun for the whole family.”
3. Kelly II Sellier Mini Epsom Calfskin Bag, Hermès, $8,250
“This is an iconic bag that is worth about seven times what you would pay for it in the store. It has a strap. It actually fits an EpiPen and cell phone, which matters to me since I have severe allergies. It’s the pièce de résistance.”
4. Blaze Clutch Bag in Crocodile-Embossed Leather, Balmain, $2,595
“This is a fierce-bitch bag.”
5. Red Paillettes Embroidered Re-edition Baguette Handbag, Fendi, $4,300
“I have a handbag collection that most people don’t know about. It’s my secret addiction. It’s like eating the stuffing out of a couch. I still have my original Fendi baguettes. Bags are like karma, they’re a bitch and they come back to get you.”
6. Strawberry Mini Bag with Chain Shoulder Strap and Double-G Detail, Gucci, $2,500
“This is a throwback to my roller skating days. It’s actually sensible in a shocking way. I want it. I need it. I love it.”
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7. Gucci Bee Dessert Plate, Gucci, $350
Star Eye Dessert Plate, Gucci, $310
Gucci Bee Charger Plate, Gucci, $540
Star Eye Charger Plate, Gucci, $450 (all sets of two)
“The Italians know how to do it right. Eat your pickles on a Gucci plate!”
8. One-year subscription, Interview, $49.99
9. Patrician Tulip Wine Stem, Gohar World, $115
10. Lock Bangle, Tiffany & Co., prices and styles vary
11. Thin Dog Leash in Triomphe Canvas and Calfskin, Celine by Hedi Slimane, $365
12. Complete Three-Course Dinner for Four, Katz’s Delicatessen, $140
13. iPhone 14, Apple, $799
14. Liquid Lipstick Vinyl, Byredo, $50
15. Share the Rod, Hotel Dick, Sister Sailor, Left Bank Books, $75 each
16. Decorté x Baccarat AQ Meliority Cream, Decorté, $5,000
“Now we’re in our wheelhouse, people. This is a Baccarat crystal Decorté rich-bitch cream with a crystal wand. I’m not worthy. The Princess of Wales, formerly known as Kate, deserves this. It should go to the castle and live its little castle life.”
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17. Incense Holder, Valentina Cameranesi Sgroi, 2022, Jacqueline Sullivan Gallery, $4,500
“What is it? A candle holder? It’s literally the most delicate thing I’ve ever seen. How beautiful would this be with a punch? But you don’t want anybody to touch it. I knocked it. I’m sorry. Now I’m scared of this. Are you mad at me? I don’t feel safe.”
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18. Lace Bonnet, Gohar World, $42
“This is literally the most unnecessary thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And I buy a lot of crap.”
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19. Les Mains Hermès Nail Files, Hermès, $45
“This is the cuntiest gift. Even if you’re living, like I was, in a studio apartment designed by Ikea, how great would it be to fucking pull out a $45 box of nail files out of your purse? That’s an asshole.”
20. Rouge Volupte Shine Lipstick, YSL Beauty, $38
“Here’s YSL with the elegant, elegant lipstick. Make sure when you do your lips everyone sees the logo.”
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Hair: Ledora Francis using R+CO
Makeup: Silvia Cincotta using Danessa Myricks Beauty
Manicure: Marietta Mack using OPI at Opus Beauty
Set Design: Mat Cullen at Lalaland Artists
Fashion Assistant: Angelica Asimakopoulos
Set Assistant: Sam Millstein
Location: Tribeca Journal Studio
Special Thanks: Robbie Sokolowsky