Weekend News Roundup! Usain Bolt is Really, Ridiculously Fast and Bad News for Johnny Depp Fans

Happy Monday! Here’s our compendium of pop culture news you may have missed while you were doing more important things over the weekend. 

• Adele won’t be performing at the 2017 Super Bowl half time show because, “that show is not about music.” [Variety]

• Commuters will ignore anyone playing music in the subway—even if that person is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [EW]

• Usain Bolt is really, really ridiculously fast. [ESPN]

• Suicide Squad won the box office for the second weekend in a row. [BOM]

• Ryan Lochte and three other Team USA swimmers were robbed at gun point in Rio. Fortunately no one was injured. [NYT]

• Johnny Depp is pretty terrifying in this TMZ video shot on Amber Heard’s phone. [P6]

• Eric Clapton caught a really big salmon in Iceland. [Vulture]