SMELL

Jeremy Fragrance Sniffs New York

Jeremy Fragrance

Jeremy Fragrance, photographed by David Brandon Geeting.

The self-proclaimed “number one fragrance influencer that follows the teachings of Jesus” reviews some city scents.

Jeremy Fragrance

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CHINATOWN FISH MARKET

 

Jeremy Fragrance

“Ah, it feels like when I was with my dad in Poland, and we caught some fish. [Sniffs] Yeah, it’s the typical fish smell. A bit muddy, fishy, earthy.”

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N.Y.C. RAT

 

“He’s very cute. [Sniffs] He smells sweet, musky, sexy—let’s exchange sexy with animalic. Smells a bit like a dog. His heart beats very fast.”

Jeremy Fragrance

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DOLLAR SLICE

 

Jeremy Fragrance

“Cheese pizza is one of the most pleasant food smells that exist. [Sniffs] This smells fatty and cheesy and a bit like baked bread. I want to have sex, but not with that pizza.”

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GARBAGE

 

Jeremy Fragrance

“The smell of hot trash is something that I associate with New York. Food trucks, expensive fragrance, and hot trash.”

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Grooming: Hide using Oribe.

Photography Assistants: Iain Emaline and Daren Conui.

Production Assistant: Jordan Santisteban.

Post-production: Nikita Shaletin.